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Funny, down to earth minimalist was looking up when he should've been looking down for that right girl.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageNorwegian
BuildAthletic / toned
Height6' 1" (185 cm)
Eye ColorGreen
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairMoustache
Best featureButt
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessAttractive


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenOne
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyHospitality / Travel
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000
Job TitleLiquor Specialist

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Situation comedies, Sports, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsImpractical Jokers.
Watters World.
The Greg Guttfeld Show.
The Weather Channel.
Married with Children.
Favorite movies typesComedy, Documentary, Animation
Favorite moviesKelly's Heroes.
Song of the South.
Music typesCountry, Rock, Blues
Favorite artistsThe Eagles.
Tom Petty.
The Traveling Wilburies.
Reading selectionFantasy, History
Favorite booksJonathan Livingston Seagul.
Idea of funDrinks, laughs, games, and nonsense.


SmokerSmoke regularly (5-10 a day)
DrinkingRegular drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asCool
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
Sense of humorSlapstick
My great timeStaying at home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, TV
Always wanted to tryBeing a race car driver.


Political viewsConservative
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeLive to be really really old. ????

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerSomeone who will let me do stuff to them. You know...cause I really like stuff.
On the first dateAn afternoon at a beach front bar/restaurant...where we can talk about stuff. You know, cause I really like stuff.